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KKKKKssssssHHHHHHHt.... Are we live?
 
So here I am, minding my business, and all of a sudden Joey comes storming into the house freaking out that Ayiiia hit him in the face.
 
Thoughts flash through my mind instantly:
 
She hit him out of nowhere?
Why am I not particularly suprised?
Why didn't he beat the shit out of her back?
Yeah he should have beat her... oh wait you can't do that.
Man I hope she doesn't hit me then I beat her up.
If I beat up a girl in self defense am I a woman beater?
I think if I beat up Ayiiia, the world would understand.
Man I hope I don't beat up a girl someday.
What were we talking about?
OH! AYIIIA HIT JOEY! HOLY SHIT!
 
We proceed to storm outside and listen to Joey be upset. More thoughts.
 
I can't believe someone is getting kicked off our season.
Oh man I hope the replacment chick is hot.
UGGGH I hope she isn't a hardcore feminist or something.
In fact, I hope she's totally into me.
Yeah, that'd be word, a hot new chick who was totally into me.
Maybe I'll find true love and it will be all because Ayiiia hit Joey.
Oh, Joey stopped talking, I should probably offer words of encouragement.
Not really sure what I just said, but Joey's nodding his head and now CJ's talking. Dom.
Oh man what if we get a GUY replacement? I will hate Joey forever for kicking Ayiiia off if we get plugged with some dude.
Ah dangit its gonna be some dude who thinks he's sweet and I'm gonna have to fight him.
 
Its at this point I hear Ayiiia storm back into the house and Jasmine yelling at her. She's yelling something about not worrying about consequences. Yep, that sounds about right.
 
I watch as Joey and Ayiiia aggressively approach each other.
 
Holyshitholyshitholyshit this is actually happening
I should do something!
Wait, no I shouldn't, this could be hysterical.
Oh man Joey's kinda skinny what if Ayiiia beats his ass?
Okay if Ayiiia starts to gain the upperhand I'll break up the fight to save joey his pride because we are friends.
Oh my god they're approaching each other!
She says she's gonna hit him!
Oh my god...OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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OH YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
 
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