@Babez,.your rely to my comment is=Sassyspirit,that is the most RIDICULOUS thing I have ever heard."F*ing is an abbreviation for Fornication Under Consent of the King??" Who is the king that you are refering to? Obviously it is not Jesus Christ,as the bible is VERY CLEAR on that issue.But seriously,that abbreviation crap is simply ludicrous.

first,here's one :In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

secound:also worded(fornication under command of the king:the Variant # 1 is correct !! it was used in ancient time when the pplz had to take placard frm the king before having sex otherwise they were punished !!


I have heard that it means "Fornicating Under Command of the King" which meant that they wanted to repopulate after the plague.
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This is one of the false etymologies of the word f..k. Similarly, "Fornication Under the Command of the King" is also a false etymology.

The true meaning of the f word is "fornication under the consent of the king". when foreign dignitaries would come visit the king, the trip would take days if not weeks or months. so they were issued a "f.**k. basically it was the right for the person to sleep with the eldest unwed female at which ever house he chose to spend the night.
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Scott- hilarious! lol
Chet is so innocent it's awesome

whoa... this fun chet and Scott cool oh Man!!

I think Scotts secret is he links some kink in his life. That is weird how Chet doesn't get it. Alot of people like to have sexual relationships of a different nature and with different levels of emotion and different styles and roles

Wow, Chet really is a virgin. He just has no clue. His life must suck. I can't imagine not knowing about the greatest thing on earth.

Sassyspirit,that is the most RIDICULOUS thing I have ever heard."F*ing is an abbreviation for Fornication Under Consent of the King??" Who is the king that you are refering to? Obviously it is not Jesus Christ,as the bible is VERY CLEAR on that issue.But seriously,that abbreviation crap is simply ludicrous.

Chet is such a virgin.

chet si so gay.

i wonder why chet know what scotts porn star name should be....hmmm....i guess he knows a lot about male porn stars....hmmmmm/ will u come out already its getting ridiculous!

LAMO!!!

This is for Chet. The differences are:
F**k: not intimate at all, rough & fast paced, for a quick thrill per say.
Sex: last longer than f**king & is a little more intimate.
Making Love: slow, sweet, caressing, & very intimate.

Yes, in a way they are all the same because you are "doing" the same thing but they are all very different because of the way the situation is handled. I hope this makes sense.

sex is sex no matter what,you fornicate you make love. you f, whatever your still doing the damn thing!

@ grrandram- are you serious? girls watch porn just as much as guys do me and my husband watch it alone and together what world are you living in let me guess all the girls in those videos were forced to have sex on camera against their will too!

It's sort of a shame that among Chet's people, they think about sex so much that it becomes a cornerstone of prohibitions and religious beliefs rather than another fact of life. I grew up religious, but the Mormon faith takes it to another level. With so many issues about the sexual act, no wonder they can seem so judgemental.

this clip should be longer, it just ends! funny stuff. love it

There are alot of women out there that watch porn. Take my word.

hahahaha,.funny clip.let's see.Vanilla sex,is another term for "missionary" intimacy. F'ng is really an abbreviation for *Fornifcation Under Consent of the King*(sorry for spelling) But its used as a "bad" word.F'ing is like,,.wham bham thank you mam,sex.LOVE is just that making love,you want to kiss the person all over,be with noone but that person.Lust is often mistaken for Love.ok,.lesson is over.thats about what I know anyway.that funny,.That's called murder..

"...slam her head into cement..."

omg devyn isn't missing out on anything!

If i was married i would want my husband watching porno but i wouldn't make a big deal out of it though.
Anyways, what's the difference between having sex and f*cking? I thought they were the same.
I don't think it's so bad that they are talking about sex though

"Scott...that's called murder." LMAO!!!!

@ grrandram - Girls DO watch porn. That's not to say all of us do, just as not all men watch porn. I enjoy pornographic films as much as any average Joe horndog, especially lesbian porn movies. And for the record, I am straight and married.